Official's Facial Hair

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by mbyron

If my facial hair's like this, can I advance?

No, but if it's like this, your odds are a helluva lot better...

I'm not sure whether the headband is illegal or not though.....

[mbyron]

Good point, JR. And you're right to worry about the headband.

I wonder about my suspenders, though?

[WhistlesAndStripes]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

No, but if it's like this, your odds are a helluva lot better...

I'm not sure whether the headband is illegal or not though.....

The sharp pointy parts could be problematic.

Reminds me of a joke.

A 16 year old boy with shoulder length hair went to his father, the local preacher, asking him if he could get his driver's license.

His father said, "Only if you cut your hair."

The boy said, "But dad, Jesus had long hair."

To which his father replied, "Yes, and he walked everywhere he went."

[BillyMac]

From Jurassic Referee: "Aw geeze, now you done it. He's gonna post the penguin's entire conversation"

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

1) a penguin rolling down a hill.
2) a nun rolling down a hill.
3) a zebra roling down a hill.
4) BillyMac, Jurassic Referee, or an other basketball official, rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and red (read) all over?

1) a newspaper.
2) an embarrased penguin.
3) an embarrased nun.
4) an embarrased zebra.
5) an embarrased BillyMac, Jurassic Referee, or an other basketball official.