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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:46am
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:52am
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(f) none of the above

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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:53am
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I would ask myself WWJD(what would Juulie do).

Yes, M&M, straight to Hell.......
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
In order: A, D, when finished B, C, E

I think I got it right!
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Mark, I'm e-mailing Bruce right now. I'd rather work with ABC than you, if you think any of the TBA coaches are hot babes!
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We've really got to get Mark back on his meds.......
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I would ask myself WWJD(what would Juulie do).

Yes, M&M, straight to Hell.......

ROFLMAO!!!
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:57am
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

f) Tell her I require payment in advance.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 12:24pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

f)Remind myself that my wife has a really bad temper and a really long memory
g)Remind myself that if I choose A I will spend eternity in hell - alongside JR and M&M (and I'm not sure which is the worst part of that. The whole "lake of fire" thing or the "alongside" of those two part)
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 12:27pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

Why would I want to wake up from such a lovely dream.

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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 12:44pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
Where is this school?
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f)Remind myself that my wife has a really bad temper and a really long memory
g)Remind myself that if I choose A I will spend eternity in hell - alongside JR and M&M (and I'm not sure which is the worst part of that. The whole "lake of fire" thing or the "alongside" of those two part)
h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies
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Mark, I'm e-mailing Bruce right now. I'd rather work with ABC than you, if you think any of the TBA coaches are hot babes!
I thought you were coaching this year.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:08pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
(B). I don't want to entertain the thought of putting myself in a compromising POSITION.
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