You mak'a da call
 

Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

(f) none of the above

"I'm gonna need a sample up front coach, why do you think we're here 1 hour prior to tip-off"

I would ask myself WWJD(what would Juulie do).

Yes, M&M, straight to Hell.......

In order: A, D, when finished B, C, E

I think I got it right!:D

Mark, I'm e-mailing Bruce right now. I'd rather work with ABC than you, if you think any of the TBA coaches are hot babes!

We've really got to get Mark back on his meds.......:D

ROFLMAO!!!

f) Tell her I require payment in advance.

f)Remind myself that my wife has a really bad temper and a really long memory
g)Remind myself that if I choose A I will spend eternity in hell - alongside JR and M&M (and I'm not sure which is the worst part of that. The whole "lake of fire" thing or the "alongside" of those two part)

Why would I want to wake up from such a lovely dream.

MTD, Sr.

Where is this school?:o

I'll work the game and not take a game fee. :p

h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies

I thought you were coaching this year. ;)

(B). I don't want to entertain the thought of putting myself in a compromising POSITION:D.