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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:46am
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:52am
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(f) none of the above

"I'm gonna need a sample up front coach, why do you think we're here 1 hour prior to tip-off"
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:53am
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I would ask myself WWJD(what would Juulie do).

Yes, M&M, straight to Hell.......
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:56am
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I would ask myself WWJD(what would Juulie do).

Yes, M&M, straight to Hell.......

ROFLMAO!!!
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
In order: A, D, when finished B, C, E

I think I got it right!
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:54am
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Mark, I'm e-mailing Bruce right now. I'd rather work with ABC than you, if you think any of the TBA coaches are hot babes!
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:56am
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We've really got to get Mark back on his meds.......
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:06pm
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Mark, I'm e-mailing Bruce right now. I'd rather work with ABC than you, if you think any of the TBA coaches are hot babes!
I thought you were coaching this year.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:09pm
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I thought you were coaching this year.
Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
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Seriously, if you are thinking that way, I'm definitely staying east of the river this year! Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
Nothing like some confidence in oneself.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:23pm
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Besides my sister is really not hot at all...
I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:25pm
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I don't know about that - I typed "Juulie" into a search engine and got this picture. Are you sure this isn't your sister?

Well, that's an old picture. Time hasn't been kind to either one of us. Also, we quit dying our hair...
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 11:57am
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

f) Tell her I require payment in advance.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 12:24pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

f)Remind myself that my wife has a really bad temper and a really long memory
g)Remind myself that if I choose A I will spend eternity in hell - alongside JR and M&M (and I'm not sure which is the worst part of that. The whole "lake of fire" thing or the "alongside" of those two part)
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:03pm
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f)Remind myself that my wife has a really bad temper and a really long memory
g)Remind myself that if I choose A I will spend eternity in hell - alongside JR and M&M (and I'm not sure which is the worst part of that. The whole "lake of fire" thing or the "alongside" of those two part)
h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies
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