[psujaye]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

f) Tell her I require payment in advance.