Every official's dream

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by CoachP

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

Naw, puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

It's in the mechanics manual......

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Naw, puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

I have a copyright on this. You will be receiving my bill in the mail. BTW - you have it backwards. First you stare at his pants - then you puke on his shoes.