Every official's dream
 

I know it's baseball, but we've all wanted to do this, I think. . .

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umed...02dff876027824

I don't think, I <B>know</B> we've all wanted to do this.

And in my last year of officiating, I <B>will</B> do this. (Although I don't know how to kick dirt on a coach in a gym, but I'll have it figured out by then.)

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

:D

Hmm...speaking from experience? :D

Oh man, my assistant coach would never sleep with me, er.... speak to me again.

I used to wear a coat and tie, till one night I took off my coat and "threw" it down behind the bench. She said if I ever did that again in front of those kids, she's gone.

Now I wear polo's...

Naw, puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

It's in the mechanics manual......

I have a copyright on this. You will be receiving my bill in the mail. BTW - you have it backwards. First you stare at his pants - then you puke on his shoes. :eek:

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There's a couple of smaller high schools where I work where the floors are dusty enough to kick dirt on a coach. I have to find a carpet mat every game to wipe the bottoms of the shoes off to keep from sliding. They're fun little schools, though. RR

Or, maybe Tanner could scoop you up some dirt from the infield, bottle it, and you could keep it in your bag for just the right occasion!

Yea, next to the bag of Padgett puke to put on the coach's shoes.

I'm just wondering if the coach ejected the umpire in the cartoon...

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Juulie,
You keep putting so much stuff in your bag and you'll need one as big as Tanners!:D

A la the baseball manager from Mississippi?

This is awesome.

Deserving of a sticky?:D

Consider it done. Which bag though... his or mine? I'd have to check, but I think I've got enough room, if needed. :D