Every official's dream

[Scrapper1]

I know it's baseball, but we've all wanted to do this, I think. . .

[M&M Guy]

I don't think, I know we've all wanted to do this.

And in my last year of officiating, I will do this. (Although I don't know how to kick dirt on a coach in a gym, but I'll have it figured out by then.)

[CoachP]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

(Although I don't know how to kick dirt on a coach in a gym, but I'll have it figured out by then.)

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by CoachP

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

Hmm...speaking from experience?

[CoachP]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Hmm...speaking from experience?

Oh man, my assistant coach would never sleep with me, er.... speak to me again.

I used to wear a coat and tie, till one night I took off my coat and "threw" it down behind the bench. She said if I ever did that again in front of those kids, she's gone.

Now I wear polo's...

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by CoachP

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

Naw, puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

It's in the mechanics manual......

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Naw, puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

I have a copyright on this. You will be receiving my bill in the mail. BTW - you have it backwards. First you stare at his pants - then you puke on his shoes.

[refnrev]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

And in my last year of officiating, I will do this. (Although I don't know how to kick dirt on a coach in a gym, but I'll have it figured out by then.)

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There's a couple of smaller high schools where I work where the floors are dusty enough to kick dirt on a coach. I have to find a carpet mat every game to wipe the bottoms of the shoes off to keep from sliding. They're fun little schools, though. RR

Or, maybe Tanner could scoop you up some dirt from the infield, bottle it, and you could keep it in your bag for just the right occasion!

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by refnrev

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Or, maybe Tanner could scoop you up some dirt from the infield, bottle it, and you could keep it in your bag for just the right occasion!

Yea, next to the bag of Padgett puke to put on the coach's shoes.

[SMEngmann]

I'm just wondering if the coach ejected the umpire in the cartoon...

[refnrev]

Originally Posted by rainmaker

Yea, next to the bag of Padgett puke to put on the coach's shoes.

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Juulie,
You keep putting so much stuff in your bag and you'll need one as big as Tanners!

[Mark Dexter]

Originally Posted by SMEngmann

I'm just wondering if the coach ejected the umpire in the cartoon...

A la the baseball manager from Mississippi?

[Brad]

This is awesome.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Brad

This is awesome.

Deserving of a sticky?

[tjones1]

Originally Posted by refnrev

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There's a couple of smaller high schools where I work where the floors are dusty enough to kick dirt on a coach. I have to find a carpet mat every game to wipe the bottoms of the shoes off to keep from sliding. They're fun little schools, though. RR

Or, maybe Tanner could scoop you up some dirt from the infield, bottle it, and you could keep it in your bag for just the right occasion!

Consider it done. Which bag though... his or mine? I'd have to check, but I think I've got enough room, if needed.