Every official's dream

[CoachP]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

(Although I don't know how to kick dirt on a coach in a gym, but I'll have it figured out by then.)

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by CoachP

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

Hmm...speaking from experience?

[CoachP]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Hmm...speaking from experience?

Oh man, my assistant coach would never sleep with me, er.... speak to me again.

I used to wear a coat and tie, till one night I took off my coat and "threw" it down behind the bench. She said if I ever did that again in front of those kids, she's gone.

Now I wear polo's...

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by CoachP

Knock over his water cooler, take off your shirt, slam it down a couple times on his chair then heave it into the stands (the shirt, not the chair).

Naw, puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

It's in the mechanics manual......

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Naw, puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

I have a copyright on this. You will be receiving my bill in the mail. BTW - you have it backwards. First you stare at his pants - then you puke on his shoes.