WARNING!! Annual Off-Topic Baseball Thread. Esteemed Members BEWARE!!

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

That sound that you heard was Mick having an orgasm.

Originally Posted by mick

Just waitin' for the other shoe to drop.

Huh? You wear shoes for that?

[mick]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Huh? You wear shoes for that?

When the shoes are gone, all that remains are sox.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by mick

When the shoes are gone, all that remains are sox.

WOW.....that's deep......

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

WOW.....that's deep......

When it gets that deep you should keep your shoes on.

Unless you're switching to boots.

[mick]

Now we're gonna find out if a bear makes brown in the woods.

May 26	Cleveland	7:05 p.m.
May 27	Cleveland	7:05 p.m.
May 28	Cleveland	1:05 p.m.
May 29	N.Y. Yankees	1:05 p.m.
May 30	N.Y. Yankees	7:05 p.m.
May 31	N.Y. Yankees	7:05 p.m.
June
June 1	N.Y. Yankees	7:05 p.m.
June 2	Boston	7:05 p.m.
June 3	Boston	7:05 p.m.
June 4	Boston	1:05 p.m.
June 6	at Chicago White Sox	8:05 p.m.
June 7	at Chicago White Sox	8:05 p.m.
June 8	at Chicago White Sox	8:05 p.m.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by mick

Now we're gonna find out if a bear makes brown in the woods.

Well, that's a no-brainer....

[ChuckElias]

First it was Matsui's gruesome writst injury, then Mariano injures his back while putting on his shoes, then Sheffield goes on the DL with a muscle strain, and now Jeter gets plunked on the hand (although I heard the x-rays were negative). I'm not sure I've ever seen a stretch where 4 of a team's 5 or 6 most important players get injured in such close succession. Very tough stretch.

On the upside, Moyer pitched a 2-hit gem for Seattle the other night. I heard he's the oldest guy to throw a complete game shutout since Charlie Hough in '90 or something like that.

On the downside, Atlanta gets swept by Arizona in a 4-game series (in Atlanta) for the first time ever. The party may be over for the Braves, I think.