Summer rules philosophy

[ozzy6900]

Originally Posted by jkumpire

1. I lie whenever I can, esp, about pitches on the outside corner.
2. I make up my own rules to get the game over quickly, and if there is any question about enforcement, it is whatever rule set allows the greatest number of outs quickly I can get.
3. I eject as many people as possible to end the game quickly so I can take my gear off and put my cap on straight....

You gotta be $hitting me!