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Sun Apr 01, 2007, 12:07am
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www.heckledepot.com has some classics.
"Flip the plate over and read the directions", has been good one for me. 
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Mon Apr 02, 2007, 04:06pm
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Hey Ump, If you had to Haul A$$ It'd Take Two Trips !!!
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3apps "It isn't enough for an umpire merely to know what he's doing. He has to look as though he know what he's doing too." - National League Umpire Larry Goetz "Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it."
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Mon Apr 02, 2007, 05:51pm
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basketball heckle
1st year Frosh basketball coach at my 1st game(many, many years ago) the varsity head coach came by at sat on my bench, they had the next game. Ref blew a call and my head coach yelled "you going to quit sucking that whistle and blow it?" Bench technical. He laughed, said sorry and went to locker with his team. We lost by 2
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Mon Apr 02, 2007, 06:33pm
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I had the plate at some LL divisional or state final game ( I forget)... between innings it was quiet, and from the stands a voice yells..." Hey Blue, you need some water?" I respond "No thanks, I'm fine"....the voice yells back..." Its not for you, its for your seeing eye dog"......
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Bob P. ----------------------- We are stewards of baseball. Our customers aren't schools or coaches or conferences. Our customer is the game itself.
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Mon Apr 02, 2007, 07:15pm
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Team A and Team B. Team A batting. After check swing appeal to first, which was ruled a strike, Team A mother stands up from the benches out side the fence near HP and yells "Oh come on, how much money they stuffin' in your pockets?!?". Catcher from Team B turns to me and says "It was that fat lady in the white."
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