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Best heckle?
OK, I know you guys have heard it all. What is the best line of heckling you have heard?
I heard one today that made me laugh. PU made two close fair/foul calls on a JV game today. One was REALLY close, the other not so much. Both calls went against the home team. One guy yells "Hey Blue, I found your cell phone. I know it's yours. It has two missed calls on it." That's the first time I've heard that one. What's the best you've heard? |
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A guy wanders down the first base side fence, and says to me : " If you're not gonna do your F'ing job, why don't you take your F'ing a$$ home" . That
was probably my favorite.
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www.heckledepot.com has some classics.
"Flip the plate over and read the directions", has been good one for me. |
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Hey Ump, If you had to Haul A$$ It'd Take Two Trips !!!
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basketball heckle
1st year Frosh basketball coach at my 1st game(many, many years ago) the varsity head coach came by at sat on my bench, they had the next game. Ref blew a call and my head coach yelled "you going to quit sucking that whistle and blow it?" Bench technical. He laughed, said sorry and went to locker with his team. We lost by 2
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I had the plate at some LL divisional or state final game ( I forget)... between innings it was quiet, and from the stands a voice yells..." Hey Blue, you need some water?" I respond "No thanks, I'm fine"....the voice yells back..." Its not for you, its for your seeing eye dog"......
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Team A and Team B. Team A batting. After check swing appeal to first, which was ruled a strike, Team A mother stands up from the benches out side the fence near HP and yells "Oh come on, how much money they stuffin' in your pockets?!?". Catcher from Team B turns to me and says "It was that fat lady in the white."
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