ORU/Clemson game commentator

[SanDiegoSteve]

The ORU skipper said that the umpire told him that the runner left "dramatically early." I kind of like that one!

[Bainer]

Originally Posted by SanDiegoSteve

The ORU skipper said that the umpire told him that the runner left "dramatically early." I kind of like that one!

There's a coach in one of our league that we call Coach Thesaurus. He's an English Professor at the University in town and has given us some good ones over the years such as his pitcher's "Liliputian balk", the "Galactically Obscene" size of a fielder's glove, the "chromatic brilliance" of an opposing pitcher's glove, and the best yet, the suggested "augmented arborial properties" of the bat of player who went 4-4.


Bainer.

[UmpJM]

Bainer,

Do you have any contact information? I'd like to see if he'd be willing to share a few thoughts.

JM