Pet Peeves..........

[Stu Clary]

I always have two things in my garage refrigerator: Bottles of Bass Ale and cans of Guinness Draught.

The pint glasses live in the freezer, the Black and Tan spoon hangs next to the sink.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by Stu Clary

I always have two things in my garage refrigerator: Bottles of Bass Ale and cans of Guinness Draught.

The pint glasses live in the freezer, the Black and Tan spoon hangs next to the sink.

Why would you kill a good beer with frosted glasses?

Chilled glasses from a reefer, okay. Frosted from a freezer? You're better off drinking a Jersey Turnpike.

[Dakota]

Originally Posted by Stu Clary

...cans of Guinness Draught...

Oxymoron, anyone?

[MD Longhorn]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Oxymoron, anyone?

I have some... no more an oxymoron anymore than bottles or cans of Miller Geniune Draft.

[Dakota]

Originally Posted by mbcrowder

I have some... no more an oxymoron anymore than bottles or cans of Miller Geniune Draft.

Yeah, right...

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Oxymoron, anyone?

Well it isn't that much of one for Guinness since the cans have those widgets in them. Maybe not draught in the truest sense of the word but it works for me.

[Dakota]

Originally Posted by Welpe

Well it isn't that much of one for Guinness since the cans have those widgets in them. Maybe not draught in the truest sense of the word but it works for me.

Try selling that as "draught" to the

[Welpe]

I'm just not enough of a beer purist to care honestly.

[Stu Clary]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Try selling that as "draught" to the

England's full of lunatics. They call 'em "eccentrics" over there.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by Welpe

Well it isn't that much of one for Guinness since the cans have those widgets in them. Maybe not draught in the truest sense of the word but it works for me.

Nitrogen pellet, but I don't believe you get real Guiness in the US.

[Skahtboi]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Nitrogen pellet, but I don't believe you get real Guiness in the US.

If you are talking about what you get in the Irish pubs, then you are correct. Completely different animal altogether.

[wadeintothem]

1) Partners who yap too much at the plate conference ...

2) Partners who run around nit picking, BELIEVING they are some how puritan in enforcing rules when all they are really doing is ruining the game for everyone involved except themselves. An example of this behavior are the uniform inspectors, those who call time out to run to right field over an ear ring or run around attending some other nonessential task, those who toss bats that should never be tossed, but do so for the fun of it, those who announce outs and occupied bases to pitching changes, and those who call an IP then immediately run to the circle to conduct a coaching clinic on pitching mechanics, some times even including footwork demonstrations.

Let the girls play ball - follow that number 1 rule and everything else falls into place in most cases.

3) beer drinking threadjackers.

[IRISHMAFIA]

Originally Posted by wadeintothem

2) Partners who run around nit picking, BELIEVING they are some how puritan in enforcing rules when all they are really doing is ruining the game for everyone involved except themselves. An example of this behavior are the uniform inspectors, those who call time out to run to right field over an ear ring or run around attending some other nonessential task,

Agree, but what do you do with the coach in the 3B dugout who is screaming about the "jewelry" violation by the RF?

Last time I heard of a coach complaining about another team's player wearing jewelry, the umpire decided to take a break, walk to his car for a drink and a smoke, take an obligatory scan of the rule book, returned to the field and tossed the coach!

Oh, did I happen to mention he also kept the clock running?

[Stu Clary]

Originally Posted by wadeintothem

1) Partners who yap too much at the plate conference ...

2) Partners who run around nit picking, BELIEVING they are some how puritan in enforcing rules when all they are really doing is ruining the game for everyone involved except themselves. An example of this behavior are the uniform inspectors, those who call time out to run to right field over an ear ring or run around attending some other nonessential task, those who toss bats that should never be tossed, but do so for the fun of it, those who announce outs and occupied bases to pitching changes, and those who call an IP then immediately run to the circle to conduct a coaching clinic on pitching mechanics, some times even including footwork demonstrations.

Let the girls play ball - follow that number 1 rule and everything else falls into place in most cases.

3) beer drinking threadjackers.

Well put.

[BlitzkriegBob]

Originally Posted by wadeintothem

1) Partners who yap too much at the plate conference ...

2) Partners who run around nit picking, BELIEVING they are some how puritan in enforcing rules when all they are really doing is ruining the game for everyone involved except themselves. An example of this behavior are the uniform inspectors, those who call time out to run to right field over an ear ring or run around attending some other nonessential task, those who toss bats that should never be tossed, but do so for the fun of it, those who announce outs and occupied bases to pitching changes, and those who call an IP then immediately run to the circle to conduct a coaching clinic on pitching mechanics, some times even including footwork demonstrations.

Let the girls play ball - follow that number 1 rule and everything else falls into place in most cases.

3) beer drinking threadjackers.

You must be watching some NSA tournaments around here. I admit that I enjoy working them, but these are some of the exact same things that kinda tick me off while I'm working them. I do most of them, following the "when in Rome" concept, but I drop them as soon as I'm working something else.

1) NSA plate conferences require attendance by the coaches and the entire teams, since we are to check for uniform compliance by both teams. If either team is not in compliance, then the opposing team gets their choice of home or visitor, rather than doing a double coin flip. Since they are there, we are to remind them that shirts are to be tucked in all the way around, yada yada yada.

2) Yeah, uniform inspections are done, though this is one that I conveniently forget to check during the game. On a few occasions I have had a BU who has called time and run up to remind a batter that her shirt needs to be tucked, since I was negligent in doing so. We don't have to worry about jewelry any more, since NSA discourages wearing it, but does not prohibit it. The passing along of game information to a new pitcher in mid inning I do, but it feels stupid while I'm doing it. Even most of the high school umpires around here do it also, but I don't do it in a high school game. Finally, yes when we call an IP, we are supposed to call a coach from the violating team out to the circle so we can explain what the violation was. I keep mine brief, but a lot of my partners have done the whole pitching clinic thing. This is another one that some of the high school umpires do, but again I don't do this outside of NSA.

3) I pretty much stopped drinking around 12 years ago...probably haven't had 24 beers since then, so yeah I can't keep up with the beer conversations.