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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 08:53am
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shamwow!!
Sham Wow? Damn, makes me want to punch a hooker...
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I haven't decided if I should call it from the dugout or the outfield. Apparently, both have really great views!

Screw green, it ain't easy being blue!

I won't be coming here that much anymore. I might check in now and again.
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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 10:47am
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Sham Wow? Damn, makes me want to punch a hooker...
I could give you my ex-wife's address.
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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 10:49am
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I could give you my ex-wife's address.


Oh snap.

Speaking of ex-wife stories...

I was calling an ASA state tourney a few years back. The pitch came in, hit the inside corner of the plate and bounced straight into the batter's... twig and giggleberries. He flinched a bit (as did I), and I held up the next pitch to ask the batter, "batter, are you all right?"

"Oh yeah, my ex wife took those from me a long time ago."

I had to hold up the pitch for another 10 seconds while I regained my composure.
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I haven't decided if I should call it from the dugout or the outfield. Apparently, both have really great views!

Screw green, it ain't easy being blue!

I won't be coming here that much anymore. I might check in now and again.
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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 11:00am
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Oh snap.

Speaking of ex-wife stories...

I was calling an ASA state tourney a few years back. The pitch came in, hit the inside corner of the plate and bounced straight into the batter's... twig and giggleberries. He flinched a bit (as did I), and I held up the next pitch to ask the batter, "batter, are you all right?"

"Oh yeah, my ex wife took those from me a long time ago."

I had to hold up the pitch for another 10 seconds while I regained my composure.
I know how that batter feels!
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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 11:01am
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lol... mine tried.... but i hid them in a bag of dried pinto beans. they've never felt the same since.
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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 11:04am
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d@mn its friday and im bored as heck at work
pissed off too... gotta do two games (wreck ball) tonight and a tourney this weekend and i wont get to see LSU play. till monday (love my dvr)
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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 04:36pm
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d@mn its friday and im bored as heck at work
pissed off too... gotta do two games (wreck ball) tonight and a tourney this weekend and i wont get to see LSU play. till monday (love my dvr)
LSU Class of 1992 Geaux Tigers!!!
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Old Fri May 15, 2009, 08:50pm
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I'm impressed y'all could cover so many topics in one thread. For those that don't have time to read the whole thing, let me summarize what's been covered so far:

  • indicators
  • speedometers
  • German cars
  • bathroom scales
  • shamwow
  • "The World's Biggest Loser!"
  • indicators (again)
  • butcher shops
  • hookers
  • lending gear
  • leaving deposits for lending gear
  • driving in Germany
  • ex-wives
  • ‘twigs and giggleberries’
  • sympathy for the batter hit in the 'twigs and giggleberries'
  • dried pinto beans
  • being bored at work
  • one pitch games
  • LSU

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    Old Fri May 15, 2009, 11:00am
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    I could give you my ex-wife's address.
    You can my ex-wife's address as well. I have serious ulterior motives for giving hers out like this.
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