Umpire Mechanics

[Dakota]

Originally Posted by NCASAUmp

But does she wear 'em well? Any pictures?

Unfortunately, no... she should NOT be wearing anything skin tight in public!

[NCASAUmp]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Unfortunately, no... she should NOT be wearing anything skin tight in public!

A conversation with a female catcher who frequently wore spandex went like this last year at the beginning of the game where I was PU...

Catcher: You're so lucky.
Me: Why's that?
Catcher: You get to stare at my fabulous a$$ all night.
Me (mentally): It's not that fabulous, honey.

Originally Posted by NCASAUmp

A conversation with a female catcher who frequently wore spandex went like this last year at the beginning of the game where I was PU...

Catcher: You're so lucky.
Me: Why's that?
Catcher: You get to stare at my fabulous a$$ all night.
Me (mentally): It's not that fabulous, honey.

I've had those too...more than once, and usually in coed wreck or in some women's leagues.