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Old Mon Mar 16, 2009, 10:11pm
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The YSISF's martyrs are in for a big surprise.
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Old Mon Mar 16, 2009, 11:43pm
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pfffffffffffffftt

I doubt you could find 4 virgins at that.

Probably have to go to an umpire clinic to find 40 virgins.
Did you get that line from the softball parents at HeyBucket?
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Old Tue Mar 17, 2009, 07:22am
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Did you get that line from the softball parents at HeyBucket?
lol - it struck me funny.

Thats my bad yo.
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Old Tue Mar 17, 2009, 09:38am
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Yes, but there's also mention of 40 virgins.
Mention 40 virgins around a softball field now, and the parents have the police lock you up and then ask questions.
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Old Tue Mar 17, 2009, 11:05am
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Is that more important than the bomb kept in the ball bag? I'm sure I read that arguing ball/strike calls leads to a suicide meeting with the defensive coach.
I'll grant this...both are equally important, as well as the big fancy limo the umpire has for the 40 virgins.
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Old Tue Mar 17, 2009, 11:31am
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Mention 40 virgins around a softball field now, and the parents have the police lock you up and then ask questions.
Not if you passed your background check, right?

Just kidding, Mike! Don't go there!
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Old Tue Mar 17, 2009, 11:41am
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Not if you passed your background check, right?

Just kidding, Mike! Don't go there!
Actually, if that happened, I guess the background check didn't help much, did it?
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Old Tue Mar 17, 2009, 12:02pm
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Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!
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Old Wed Mar 18, 2009, 05:00pm
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Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!
Heathens? I thought the term was infidels!
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Old Wed Mar 18, 2009, 05:54pm
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Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!
And a whole bunch of other things that have nothing to do with child proofing the softball diamonds.
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Old Wed Mar 18, 2009, 10:54pm
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And a whole bunch of other things that have nothing to do with child proofing the softball diamonds.
I really like the idea of a ball that doesnt injure so they can use any bat.
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Old Wed Mar 18, 2009, 10:55pm
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Heathens? I thought the term was infidels!
Yeah, a bunch of deviant unchecked infidels. You could be anyone!!! How could I know?

You know, in Region 14 we even eat our hot dogs starting in the middle just so no one gets any ideas....
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You know, in Region 14 we even eat our hot dogs starting in the middle just so no one gets any ideas....
rofl.... dang and i thought it was just us that did that.
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