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[bkbjones]

Originally Posted by SRW

Oh I think I have a little vomit in my mouth right now.

I'm sure there's more that bkbjones will fill in...

- As UIC, not only schedule yourself for a full schedule on the field, even though you've been told 100 times that is not ok, but change the schedule done by the scheduler so that said UIC has the dish on a championship game.
- Forget three times to attach the schedule to the e-mail, then tell two umpires you overlooked "I sent the schedule three times."
- Switch SRW from said championship game to a practice game.

This crew chief bought one bunch of bananas for the weekend.

Oh, yeah, we reimburse the UIC for the supplies they buy for the crew for the weekend.

Apparently he has fired his scheduler, cuz he has neither e-mailed nor called. I imagine I will hear the call sometime Thursday...

[CajunNewBlue]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

- As UIC, not only schedule yourself for a full schedule on the field, even though you've been told 100 times that is not ok, but change the schedule done by the scheduler so that said UIC has the dish on a championship game.
- Forget three times to attach the schedule to the e-mail, then tell two umpires you overlooked "I sent the schedule three times."
- Switch SRW from said championship game to a practice game.

This crew chief bought one bunch of bananas for the weekend.

Oh, yeah, we reimburse the UIC for the supplies they buy for the crew for the weekend.

Apparently he has fired his scheduler, cuz he has neither e-mailed nor called. I imagine I will hear the call sometime Thursday...

Im guessing thats this is not the first time y'all have worked for this guy because of the "he's been told 100 times" comment... I only have one question.... WHY? do you keep working for him?
One thing I can say for sure is that around here, the UIC's I have the pleasure of working for are great. they only umpire when they have to... they know the freaking rules and are pretty darn good at getting the coaches off yer butt "when and if needed".. they either hook us up with meal tickets or arrange food like jambalaya or ettoufee or buy sandwich stuff to make your own and fruit and drinks.
Ok, maybe I am spoiled.
BTW: is it proper to offer the UIC money to reimburse them... coz I always assumed they bought the stuff with money out of a fund.

[NCASAUmp]

Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue

they either hook us up with meal tickets or arrange food like jambalaya or ettoufee or buy sandwich stuff to make your own and fruit and drinks.

Mmmm... Jambalaya... Ettoufee...

Throw in some andouille, and I'm on my way!

[bkbjones]

Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue

WHY? do you keep working for him?

Cuz we is idiots.

The reimbursement is from the association. It would be nice to have the funding up front, but...as SRW will verify, getting funding up front from our association is about as ridiculous as sentences containing words like "smart coach" or "slow pitch player who didn't complain" or "the stands were full of GLMs -- every woman there was HWP, no cottage cheese legs or nothing."

BTW, send some of that real food up here...

[SRW]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

...but...as SRW will verify...

Verified. First hand.

[Skahtboi]

Originally Posted by SRW

Verified. First hand.

What? About the cottage cheese legs???

[SRW]

Originally Posted by Skahtboi

What? About the cottage cheese legs???

Yeah, that too...

[bkbjones]

SRW also verifies that tight black pants also work jussssssst fine. As the pols say on their commercials, I approve THAT message. (boy do I)

[PtotheB]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

Cuz we is idiots.

The reimbursement is from the association. It would be nice to have the funding up front, but...as SRW will verify, getting funding up front from our association is about as ridiculous as sentences containing words like "smart coach" or "slow pitch player who didn't complain" or "the stands were full of GLMs -- every woman there was HWP, no cottage cheese legs or nothing."

BTW, send some of that real food up here...

Why are we discussing food and cottage cheese legs in the same post? Or, is the statement about sending food up here just one of those things "you kids say" so the adults don't know what you're talking about?

[SRW]

Originally Posted by PtotheB

Why are we discussing food and cottage cheese legs in the same post? Or, is the statement about sending food up here just one of those things "you kids say" so the adults don't know what you're talking about?

What's it to ya? Threads take on a life of their own. Deal with it.

[PtotheB]

Originally Posted by SRW

What's it to ya? Threads take on a life of their own. Deal with it.

Holy Crap Dude! Take one too many Bitter Brother pills? I was making a humourous comparison between "Cottage Cheese" and "Food".
Go find one of those Seattle hippies and have them teach you to meditate so you can deal with it.

[NCASAUmp]

Children, children... Come on, play nice.

Actually, I found PtotheB's comment rather comical. Not every new smart @ss is a troll.

[SethPDX]

Originally Posted by PtotheB

Holy Crap Dude! Take one too many Bitter Brother pills? I was making a humourous comparison between "Cottage Cheese" and "Food".
Go find one of those Seattle hippies and have them teach you to meditate so you can deal with it.

Most of the hippies have migrated to Southeast Portland.

[bkbjones]

Originally Posted by PtotheB

Why are we discussing food and cottage cheese legs in the same post? Or, is the statement about sending food up here just one of those things "you kids say" so the adults don't know what you're talking about?

Because up here in Seattle there is no REAL food like they have in the South. so, yes, please send some of that real Cajun stuff, good BBQ, real Tex-Mex, green chile burros, Cannon's Sweet Hots...

Oh, and I am pretty sure SRW was just kidding. If he wasn't I will call his house about 6AM Saturday. In fact, maybe I should just post his number here so we can ALL call him Saturday...