top 3 dumb comments of the weekend.

[Dakota]

Where does the space go in "ain't"?

apostrophe
n.
a mark (') used:
a) to indicate the omission of a letter or letters from a word or phrase (Ex.: o' for of, it's for it is)

Romeo and Juliet (III, i, 94)

A plague o' both your houses!

Just a guess, but that usage probably pre-dates your school days.

[mcrowder]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Where does the space go in "ain't"?

After the M.

[Mountaineer]

Oh my g'sh. Isn't th's a s'ball for'm? Can't you gu's go to the Engl'sh for'm and fig't th's out? I mean c'mon gyu's!