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[soundedlikeastrike]

A baseball fan dies and goes to heaven.
He is met a the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who welcomes him in.
The baseball fan asks "is there baseball in heaven?"
St. Peter says "yes of course, we play a double header with a team from hell everyday".

The excited fan asks, well you do you have on your team?

St. Peter say's, we have a very good team, and begins to rattle of the likes of Ruth, Gehring, Cobb, Clemente, etc. etc....

The now very excited awe struck fan says, "wow, you must win every game with that line-up"?

St. Peter say's "well no, in fact, we haven't won a game yet."

"What", says the fan, "how can that be"?

Well says St. Peter "they bring the umpires".