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Old Fri Jul 27, 2007, 10:11pm
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Three gents from Europe are spending holidays in the Caribbean. By chance, they all end up at a poolside bar, and each orders a pint of Guinness. Also by chance, a fly lands in each man's pint.

"Egad!" moans the Brit. "That is disgusting! Barkeep, bring me a fresh pint."

The Irisher picks the fly out of the drink, "Not a bad way to go, little feller." He discards the fly and downs his pint.

The Scotsman also picks his fly carefully out of his pint. Grabbing it by the wing, he says to it, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"


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