JOKES!!!

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Mowing and Beer

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer

and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she

came over and shouted at me,

"You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from

my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly

into the eyes of this nosy a*s neighbor and then calmly replied,

"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."