NCAA Major Conferences: Timed Mile requirements?

[parepat]

THe Big 12 does have a mile requirement. All officials must beat Coach Mangino from Kansas in the mile.

Originally Posted by parepat

THe Big 12 does have a mile requirement. All officials must beat Coach Mangino from Kansas in the mile.

Is that while Mangino is actually running or riding a Sedgeway?

[HLin NC]

Mangino would shatter a Segway. He needs that thing that takes the Space Shuttle out to the launch tower.

I don't know if you've heard the biggest joke in the Big 12 the past few years with Mangino being a bit on the successful side (and being a Nebraska Husker fan, I bust out laughing with my pants peeing, beer flying, and rolling on the floor like a hyena). It goes something like this:

Mangino gets pulled over by the Missouri State Patrol, apparently looking lost somewhere in Kansas City. When the friendly patrolman asks if he could be of assistance, Coach Mangino says "Yeah, I'm trying to get to 435" (meaning I-435 for those of you who aren't familiar with KC). The friendly officer says, "You can get there by losing some weight!"

[w_sohl]

Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch

I don't know if you've heard the biggest joke in the Big 12 the past few years with Mangino being a bit on the successful side (and being a Nebraska Husker fan, I bust out laughing with my pants peeing, beer flying, and rolling on the floor like a hyena). It goes something like this:

Mangino gets pulled over by the Missouri State Patrol, apparently looking lost somewhere in Kansas City. When the friendly patrolman asks if he could be of assistance, Coach Mangino says "Yeah, I'm trying to get to 435" (meaning I-435 for those of you who aren't familiar with KC). The friendly officer says, "You can get there by losing some weight!"

That's a Charlie Weiss joke and the cop tells him he can start by not eating McDonalds anymore.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by w_sohl

That's a Charlie Weiss joke and the cop tells him he can start by not eating McDonalds anymore.

I'm sure that many obese people are the butt of this joke. The McDonalds version is punchier.

[w_sohl]

Originally Posted by mbyron

I'm sure that many obese people are the butt of this joke. The McDonalds version is punchier.

I know, but I like the Weiss version better. Go Boilermakers!!!