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Why I Love Coaches (and I Used to Be One)
Coach, losing by 20 in the second quarter, chewing my ear last night while at C: C'mon, you gotta call that three seconds on them. Look, he's in there right now. 1...2...3...4...5. How come you're not calling that????????
Me: Coach, the ball isn't in the front court yet. Coach: Oh. I love this game!
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Making Every Effort to Be in the Right Place at the Right Time, Looking at the Right Thing to Make the Right Call 
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Fri Dec 23, 2011, 12:57pm
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Since it's holiday time, here's a present for the newbies. When a coach is yelling for 3 seconds and the player really isn't in the lane nearly that long, your response should be, "Coach, that wasn't 3 seconds even in dog years".
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Yom HaShoah
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Sat Dec 31, 2011, 01:03am
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No Call On Three Seconds
When a coach is calling for three seconds,I never will call it.
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Sat Dec 31, 2011, 06:56am
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Three Seconds Is Three Seconds ...
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"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16) “I was in prison and you came to visit me.” (Matthew 25:36)
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Sat Dec 31, 2011, 09:14am
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When a coach is counting the 3 seconds, I want to tell him that his counting made me lose my mental count, and then I had to start over.
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Pope Francis
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Sat Dec 31, 2011, 11:00am
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Sat Dec 31, 2011, 11:45am
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When you hear a coach yell at his own player to get out of the lane, you can go ahead and call it without a count. He's been in there too long.
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum. It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow. Lonesome Dove
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Sat Dec 31, 2011, 11:48am
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...on the other end.
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"...as cool as the other side of the pillow." - Stuart Scott "You should never be proud of doing the right thing." - Dean Smith
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Sat Dec 31, 2011, 12:12pm
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Yom HaShoah
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