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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 02:22pm
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I had a dream...
I must be going through game withdrawals, because I actually had a dream last night that I was working a game.

I was the L of a two-man crew, working a boys' game of undeterminable age. My partner calls a shooting foul on A-1, then whacks the kid for mouthing off. I then whack A-2 for yelling at my partner.

I go to the table to report the foul (don't ask me the number or color), then tell the coach to choose a shooter for his six free throws. The coach looks at me straight faced and asks, "why don't I get seven?"

(Of course, I should have just told him to choose for the four technical free throws. I'll keep that in mind for my next REM cycle.)
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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 02:26pm
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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 02:49pm
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I only have 2 kinds of basketball dreams.
  • start the game playing and end up officiating or vice versa
  • cannot make it to the venue in time for all kinds of weird reasons--can't find anywhere to park my car; have to go through an obstacle course to get to arena; can't get my uniform on even though no one is interfering with me.
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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 04:02pm
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I only have 2 kinds of basketball dreams.
  • start the game playing and end up officiating or vice versa
  • cannot make it to the venue in time for all kinds of weird reasons--can't find anywhere to park my car; have to go through an obstacle course to get to arena; can't get my uniform on even though no one is interfering with me.

What about the one where you realize you're doing a game in your underwear? Had that one a couple times.
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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 04:10pm
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What kind of dreams are you guys having?

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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 04:17pm
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What kind of dreams are you guys having?

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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 04:56pm
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What about the one where you realize you're doing a game in your underwear? Had that one a couple times.
You are one sick puppy.

http://youtu.be/vZPmZ64m3_4
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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 05:15pm
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I like this better.

YouTube - Vanessa Williams - Dreamin'

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Old Thu May 12, 2011, 06:34pm
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I keep having this dream in which I'm playing football against a team that has Teri Hatcher on it. I keep getting called for illegal use of hands.
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Old Fri May 13, 2011, 12:10pm
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I have a dream that I will wake up and go to this website and not have to read about Padgett's MS schedule !!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHH my 100 post, hopefully this gets me off the JV and moves me up to Varsity !!!!!!!
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Old Fri May 13, 2011, 01:29pm
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I have a dream that I will wake up and go to this website and not have to read about Padgett's MS schedule !!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck with that one!
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Old Fri May 13, 2011, 01:41pm
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Good luck with that one!
I'd rather hear about his MS schedule than the croquet leagues that he officiates at the nearby retirement home!
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Old Fri May 13, 2011, 06:04pm
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I'd rather hear about his MS schedule than the croquet leagues that he officiates at the nearby retirement home!
Competitive croquet?
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Old Sat May 14, 2011, 08:32pm
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I'd rather hear about his MS schedule than the croquet leagues that he officiates at the nearby retirement home!
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Competitive croquet?
Is there any other kind?
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