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bainsey Thu May 12, 2011 02:22pm
I had a dream...
 
I must be going through game withdrawals, because I actually had a dream last night that I was working a game.

I was the L of a two-man crew, working a boys' game of undeterminable age. My partner calls a shooting foul on A-1, then whacks the kid for mouthing off. I then whack A-2 for yelling at my partner.

I go to the table to report the foul (don't ask me the number or color), then tell the coach to choose a shooter for his six free throws. The coach looks at me straight faced and asks, "why don't I get seven?"

(Of course, I should have just told him to choose for the four technical free throws. I'll keep that in mind for my next REM cycle.)

grunewar Thu May 12, 2011 02:26pm
Well, you're no Martin Luther King Jr.! ;)

Raymond Thu May 12, 2011 02:49pm
I only have 2 kinds of basketball dreams.
  • start the game playing and end up officiating or vice versa
  • cannot make it to the venue in time for all kinds of weird reasons--can't find anywhere to park my car; have to go through an obstacle course to get to arena; can't get my uniform on even though no one is interfering with me.

Bad Zebra Thu May 12, 2011 04:02pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNewsRef (Post 758137)
I only have 2 kinds of basketball dreams.
  • start the game playing and end up officiating or vice versa
  • cannot make it to the venue in time for all kinds of weird reasons--can't find anywhere to park my car; have to go through an obstacle course to get to arena; can't get my uniform on even though no one is interfering with me.

What about the one where you realize you're doing a game in your underwear? Had that one a couple times.

JRutledge Thu May 12, 2011 04:10pm
What kind of dreams are you guys having? :eek:

Peace

26 Year Gap Thu May 12, 2011 04:17pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by JRutledge (Post 758162)
What kind of dreams are you guys having? :eek:

Peace
Maybe they clicked on the "Thanks for sharing a good share" links that appear dutifully at 2:41 a.m. each day.

BillyMac Thu May 12, 2011 04:56pm
Dream A Little Dream Of Me (The Mamas & The Papas) ...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bad Zebra (Post 758159)
What about the one where you realize you're doing a game in your underwear? Had that one a couple times.
You are one sick puppy.

http://youtu.be/vZPmZ64m3_4

JRutledge Thu May 12, 2011 05:15pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 758171)
I like this better.

YouTube - Vanessa Williams - Dreamin'

Peace

Mark Padgett Thu May 12, 2011 06:34pm
I keep having this dream in which I'm playing football against a team that has Teri Hatcher on it. I keep getting called for illegal use of hands. :D

Multiple Sports Fri May 13, 2011 12:10pm
Best Dream Possible
 
I have a dream that I will wake up and go to this website and not have to read about Padgett's MS schedule !!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHH my 100 post, hopefully this gets me off the JV and moves me up to Varsity !!!!!!!

grunewar Fri May 13, 2011 01:29pm
You Better Go to Disney World/Land.......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Multiple Sports (Post 758331)
I have a dream that I will wake up and go to this website and not have to read about Padgett's MS schedule !!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck with that one!

JugglingReferee Fri May 13, 2011 01:41pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by grunewar (Post 758339)
Good luck with that one!
I'd rather hear about his MS schedule than the croquet leagues that he officiates at the nearby retirement home! :)

rlarry Fri May 13, 2011 06:04pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by JugglingReferee (Post 758342)
I'd rather hear about his MS schedule than the croquet leagues that he officiates at the nearby retirement home! :)
Competitive croquet?

26 Year Gap Sat May 14, 2011 08:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by JugglingReferee (Post 758342)
I'd rather hear about his MS schedule than the croquet leagues that he officiates at the nearby retirement home! :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by rlarry (Post 758379)
Competitive croquet?
Is there any other kind?:p


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