Coaching Non Sequiturs from the Weekend

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Mon Feb 28, 2011, 11:59am

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Coaching Non Sequiturs from the Weekend

Middle School Boys JV Championship Final.

Me: "Coach, for a 30-second timeout your players must remain on the court."
Coach: "But I didn't call the time-out!"

Later, same game, same coach...

Me: "Tweet! 5-seconds closely guarded. Blue ball!"
Coach: "But he was behind the red (volleyball court) mark!"

Most entertaining coach of the season...

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