Captains meeting

[Terrapins Fan]

Originally Posted by RichMSN

+1

Look, I'm *all* for a short captain meeting. Mine (I know) takes no more than a minute, and that includes *getting* the captains and all the handshakes, introductions, etc. We get them at 12 minutes and I'm at the table before the clock hits 11.

But I hate the phrase "speaking captain". In a boys game, it's spokesman for me. In a girls game, spokesperson.

Wow you are far too politically correct for me. A Captain is a Captain is a Captain regardless of sex.

Here's what I say to the players at the meeting-

I need speaking Captains - they answer, "If your players or coaches have any problems, they come to you, you come to us, it rarely ever happens, we want to encourage good sportsmanship, any questions?"

Short and sweet and I don't have to remember spokesman or spokes"person".

Why not spokeswoman?