Season summary

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42 games
21 HS GV/BV doubleheaders
Longest drive- 76 miles
Shortest drive- 5 miles
Average drive- who knows
Bought: I shirt, 1 pair of shoes, 1 whistle, 1 jacket
$- 4200
Highest pay: 100
Lowest pay: 100
Average pay: 100
Number of tylenol taken before games: 42
Number of Aleve taken after games: 42
Number of technicals: 2
Number of fans thrown out: 1 (lol, finally)
Number of fine cigars smoked on the way home from games: 20
Number of fine adult beverages consumed after games: 63
Different partners: 23
Partners I look forward to working with again: 23
Games called with the entire crotch of my pants coming unstitched: 1
Pants sewed up by wife: 1

Interesting facts:

Looking forward to my first college camp this summer.
One technical, to a coach, pretty sure I am at the top of his hate list now.
One technical, to a player for slamming the ball 30 feet in the air after a foul. I was told I was supposed to ignore that b/c he was mad at himself not at me.
For the first time in ten seasons I threw a fan out. It was pretty funny.
Number of fans eardrums I blew out hitting my whistle to throw her out- 1.
I have used the same whistle every game for five years now. Yea Fox40.
No, my lard butt didn't rip the pants. The seam came undone. No one noticed. Whew.