Wrong Sport!

[refnrev]

Last week I got a message on my cell about 8:15am from a MS AD. He said he lost an official for that night's game and asked if I could come. I called back and agreed to officiate and we confirmed the time. Since this school is very close by I go to the game dressed. I walked into the school, went to the teacher's lounge, left my coat on the chair, changed shoes, put on my whistle and walked into the gym. Much to my surprise it was a VOLLEYBALL game. And they were playing the school where I live! Thought I would die from embarassment. My partner has on her nice white polo shirt and I look like a zebra. I will never forget to ask which sport I'm officiating again!!!!!!!

[26 Year Gap]

Coulda been worse. You coulda forgot your ice skates.

[tjones1]

Bob... judging the title of the thread and after reading a couple lines I figured you agreed to officiate a wrestling match or something. LOL. At least it was a sport you were licensed in.

I get calls every now from ADs who know I work baseball and assume I work softball. The calls usually go something like this:

AD: Are you open on Thursday?
TJ: Yes.
AD: Would you like to come work at our place?
TJ: Sure. What time? Still play at the same baseball field?
AD: Well, we do, but this is a softball game.
TJ: Oh, well sorry I don't work softball.
AD: You don't? ...

[representing]

Originally Posted by tjones1

Bob... judging the title of the thread and after reading a couple lines I figured you agreed to officiate a wrestling match or something. LOL. At least it was a sport you were licensed in.

I get calls every now from ADs who know I work baseball and assume I work softball. The calls usually go something like this:

AD: Are you open on Thursday?
TJ: Yes.
AD: Would you like to come work at our place?
TJ: Sure. What time? Still play at the same baseball field?
AD: Well, we do, but this is a softball game.
TJ: Oh, well sorry I don't work softball.
AD: You don't? ...

I was once asked to to a Little League game at the local field just a few seconds from my house. Told the guy I only did basketball and soccer, he told me to pick up baseall and he'll give me games at that little league field. Considering it now...

[BillyMac]

Once showed up to watch my daughters high school varsity softball game. Athletic director, a colleague, and a friend of mine, approaches me and tells me that the junior varsity umpire didn't show, and can I work the game. I tell him that I only do basketball. He says that as a basketball official I should have enough game management, and fair play and sportsmanship, skills to handle it, and if I can't do it, the kids won't play (guilt trip ploy). So I mosey on up to the junior varsity field, meet with the two coaches and tell them that I'm only a fan, but am willing to give it a shot for the sake of the kids. I explain that if something weird comes up, like two players on the same base, interference, obstruction, infield fly rule, batting order, etc. I'm going to ask them for help. I didn't have a cup, or a mask, so I called balls and strikes from behind the pitcher. Didn't have a clicker so I used some pebbles on the ground, but still had to ask the scorekeeper for help a few times after a few foul balls. No complaints from the coaches. I actually had a good time. Athletic director sent me a check, which I returned to him and told him to put the money in the softball boosters club fund.

Similar situation at the middle school where I taught, for a soccer game, where the official was a no show. Both teams ready to go with no official anywhere in sight. Faculty manager asked me for help, same line, fair play, kids want to play, etc., etc. Talked to both coaches, explained that I was a recreation league assistant soccer coach, and that I would do the best I could. I felt that I did a good job, no problems from the coaches, even called a few offsides, so I took the check and took my wife out to dinner.

[Freddy]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Once showed up to watch my daughters high school varsity softball game. . . .
Similar situation at the middle school where I taught, for a soccer game . . .

Truth be told, BillyMac also once performed successful open heart surgery in a crowded opera house using nothing but a ballpoint pen.
He doesn't ever brag about it, though.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

so I took the check and took my wife out to dinner.

Did you tell her you only eat leftover cold TV dinners but you'd try going out to dinner even though you never did that before, since the guy who usually takes her didn't show?