Officiating Literature

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by jdmara

Insert chemist jokes here. I'm a chemist.

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

(I'm an environmental chemical analyst.)

[co2ice]

Question: What does a chemist use for birth contol??

Answer: His/her personality.

[jdmara]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

(I'm an environmental chemical analyst.)

Billy as sad as that joke was I still chuckled a little bit. Because I'm sure there are plenty of people scratching their heads. I had a physic teach in HS that used to tell that joke and people just sat there. It brings back some good memories. Thanks for the laugh

-Josh

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BillyMac,

I hadn't heard that one before.

[Ref_in_Alberta]

FIBA has a monthly magazine called FIBA Assist, it covers all aspects of the game (Players, Coaches & Team Personnel, Officials). The rule "stuff" may not apply to NF/NCAA officials; though it does have some excellent reading on philosphy and officiating in general.

Do search on FIBA.com - Home of International Basketball for "Assist".

[grunewar]

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED

Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by grunewar

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water,

The formula for water is HIJKLMNO