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Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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