Training Handout, Help Please ...

[Mark Padgett]

Or, as Elmer Fudd would say:

You say eithew and I say eyethew,
You say neithew and I say nythew;
Eithew, eyethew, neethew, nythew,
You wike potato and I wike potaeto,
You wike tomato and I wike tomaeto;
So, if you wike pajamas and I wike pajahmas,
I'ww weaw pajamas and give up pajahmas. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
You say waughtew and I say wawftew,
You say aftew and I say awftew;
You wike vaniwwa and I wike vanewwa,
You, say pawiwwa and I say pawewwa;
So, if you go fow oystews and I go fow owstews
I'ww owdew oystews and cancew the owstews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!