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How many fingers am I holding up?
Eleven (and that's not metric)
Who is the president of the United States?
Al Franken
Where are you?
Where are we all, really?
What day is today?
Second Tuesday next week.
Should we call 911?
Why - do you want to order a pizza?
Should we break out the straightjacket?
Why - is it in prison?
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Yom HaShoah
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