Multiple Foul ?

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Nevadaref

Nowhere in his post does Brad recommend penalizing both fouls. He says that is "the worst option." Instead he says to pick only one, even when the officials can't tell which one happened first!

He never said pick only one, he said if you don't know which happened first, choose one. The difference is subtle, but you're smart enough to pick up on that. I took it to mean choose one to penalize first and penalize the other one after.
If you don't know, you're guessing no matter what, whether you go with a simultaneous or a regular false double.