Partner tries to "pick up" coach

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Paid cash. No paper trail.

Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

Got one free:
"I'll bet you $20 you turn me down."

I hope they come with a money-back guarantee if they don't work.

Will you be trying each one twice?

[DonInKansas]

[Rich]

Originally Posted by Welpe

Gotta love context sensitive advertisments.

Never thought I'd be missing out by having AdBlock Plus installed.

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by RichMSN

Never thought I'd be missing out by having AdBlock Plus installed.

Rich, does AdBlock install on an IE system?

Edit: no, it doesn't.

[mick]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

That has worked.

[bigda65]

Maybe someone should make a song about that line..........

oh wait .......... nevermind

[Raymond]

Hey Ranjo, what's your opinion about referees wining and dining coaches?

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by BadNewsRef

Hey Ranjo, what's your opinion about referees wining and dining coaches?

I don't like whining coaches. Oh wait... nevermind.

[JugglingReferee]

"You look a lot like my future girlfriend."

[grunewar]

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

*I had to remove three of the top ten for inappropriate content.

[mick]

Originally Posted by grunewar

“Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name] .”

That works for a while, but eventually they'll find out who you are.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by mick

That works for a while, but eventually they'll find out who you are.

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

You have to pick up your wife? Whoa, that's harsh.

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

Brief us tomorrow morning on how the couch was.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Welpe

Brief us tomorrow morning on how the couch was.

We have a guest bed in the basement, and the mother-in-law went home this morning.

Sometimes, it's like I'm a guest in my own house.