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Old Sun Oct 19, 2008, 08:58pm
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"When you take a joke away from Milton Berle, it's not stealing, it's repossessing."

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett View Post
The title of your thread reminded me of an old Steven Wright joke. He's going into a 7-11 when the clerk comes out and locks the doors behind him. Wright says to him, "Hey - the sign says you're open 24 hours." The clerk replies, "Sheesh - not in a row."
I can't be sure, but I believe I stole it from Mr. Wright. Milton Berle was my hero.
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