Multi Sport Officiating

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Another reoccurring "teacher" question/answer:

Student (with a runny nose): "Mr. BillyMac. May I borrow a tissue?"
Mr. Billy Mac: "No. I'll give you one. You can keep it. I don't want it back."

Student: My. BillyMac, can I ask you a question?

BillyMac: You just did.

Student: Can I ask you another question?

BillyMac: You just did that too.

Student: Can I ask you another questions, after this one?

BillyMac: Yes.

Student: .

[bob jenkins]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

Student: My. BillyMac, can I ask you a question?

BillyMac: You just did.

Student: Can I ask you another question?

BillyMac: You just did that too.

Student: Can I ask you another questions, after this one?

BillyMac: Yes.

Student: .

Potential Client: How much do you charge?

Attorney: $500 for three questions.

PC: Isn't that kind of expensive?

Att: Yes it is. Now, what's your third question?

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

Potential Client: How much do you charge?

Attorney: $500 for three questions.

PC: Isn't that kind of expensive?

Att: Yes it is. Now, what's your third question?

No wonder for the existance of lawyer jokes. I still like Cellino and Barnes ads, though.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by bob jenkins

Potential Client: How much do you charge?
Attorney: $500 for three questions.
PC: Isn't that kind of expensive?
Att: Yes it is. Now, what's your third question?

Good one. As good, or better, than anything Mark Padgett has come up with lately, and he's the best on the Forum.