Delay to the nth degree

[Mark Padgett]

Thanks for all the support, guys. If I have a sore spot, it's being attacked on my attitude toward my local kids rec league, since I have been involved with it for so long.

Actually, I have another sore spot, but no matter how much I beg her, Juulie won't rub it for me.

[Y2Koach]

Oh, and Mark, when one team is fouling a lot, you should not call so many fouls. Just tell the team that is getting fouled to shoot long range jumpers before the defense can get close enough to foul. Calling too many fouls is just how horrible officials cause kids to lose games. I am so disappointed in you.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Y2Koach

Oh, and Mark, when one team is fouling a lot, you should not call so many fouls. Just tell the team that is getting fouled to shoot long range jumpers before the defense can get close enough to foul. Calling too many fouls is just how horrible officials cause kids to lose games. I am so disappointed in you.

Yeah, sorry. I guess the cat's out of the bag. I really do care who wins these games and I call the game to cover the spread. Don't tell those third grade coaches, OK?

[MCJB Ump]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Actually, I have another sore spot, but no matter how much I beg her, Juulie won't rub it for me.

CLASSIC!!!!