Funny Dialogue You've Had w/ Player or coaches...

[Coltdoggs]

Was thinking about this from the WRECK LEAGUE thread....

Let's hear some of your memorable dialouge with players and coaches....

Heard a story about an older fella (Jim)who had been reffing for a number of years....Coach, who knew said ref for a number of years, had him in several of his games over the time has been yapping about some calls and after getting into him pretty good about a "missed call" coach says to him "Jim, I gotta say...you don't see as well as you used to".

Jim smiles and says, "Coach, your right but I hear better than ever" and Ts him up....

From my own work this summer....

Had 8th grade girls team...We were shooting FTs and the shooting team pulled their two players off the lane....One of the taller girls (about 6') from D was on the low block...the short (5'2")PG comes to the upper block and the tall girl instructs her to switch with her....they do and I ask the girls "Did you want her down there so she could get a rebound to go along with her points and assists from today?"....All 4 defensive players and the shooter laughed....