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Coach: Ref, you're missing a great game.
me? What, you've got a TV over there?
Coach takes off his glasses and tries to hand them to me. He says, "You need these?" I say, "Well, they're not doing you any good!" (parents laugh)
Coach: That's your third mistake tonight!
me: How many mistakes do you get per night?
Coach: (surprised)I don't know, 10, I suppose.
me: Okay, so do I get seven more too?
coach laughs
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