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Originally Posted by chartrusepengui
I rarely see my partner at a loss for words but one evening at a Varsity Girls' game we were coming back onto the court after halftime. A girl from team A approached us and asked if we could "watch because a girl from the other team kept grabbing her tit". My partner - (not what ya think) looks over at other team warming up and says: "which one" The player never hesitated - she reached up and grabbed her own left breast and says, "this one"
My partner looked as if he was going to pass out. His mouth went open and shut but nothing came out. Being the kind guy I am - I turned away and just lost it. Had to be the funniest conversation with a player I'd ever heard!!  |
My favorite was during an IM game. I'm ready to put the ball in play after halftime when a guy from one team comes up to me and says that so-and-so on the other team keeps hitting him "in the nuts."
I just said "if I see it, I'll call it" and put the ball in play quickly.