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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:24pm
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h) Tell her not to forget the twinkies
If you have twinkies, whyinthehell would you need Coach A?
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 12:27pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up

Why would I want to wake up from such a lovely dream.

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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 12:44pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 01:08pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority
d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
(B). I don't want to entertain the thought of putting myself in a compromising POSITION.
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Old Thu Nov 08, 2007, 10:49am
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What about tossing the opposing coaches, calling the game a forfeit and getting after it in a closet immediately? I'm kind of an instant gratification person.
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Old Thu Nov 08, 2007, 11:22am
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In Kansas there's some rule about the coach kneeling and the box but I don't want to start stringing thoughts together and get banned from the forum.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 02:14pm
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.
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Old Wed Nov 07, 2007, 09:39pm
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This is clearly a trick question. After a few years in this job, one makes it a point to have one's mind numb before ever going to a game.
There is always that one phrase you have to watch out for on those tests.
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Old Thu Nov 08, 2007, 11:30am
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Before a girls game, Coach A, who is an incredible babe, comes up to you and tells you that if her team "gets all the calls", you can go home with her after the game and have mind-numbing sex with her and her twin sister!

You should:

a) go for it
b) ignore her
c) report her immediately to the governing authority

d) ask if this includes your partner
e) wake up
Was this a question on the IAABO refresher test? If so, then what was their answer?
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