Strangest comment?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by just another ref

It was simply a matter of necessity. I mean, what else are you gonna do?
Ah, independent tourneys..... Years ago, I got a phone call to come help in one. It had already started, and one official had not shown up. (imagine that) When I arrived, there was a women's game in progress. All 10 players had on white t shirts, don't think any had numbers. Very interesting.

Why didn't you call out the fouls by bra size? i.e.: "Holding on 36C." "Pushing on 34B." "Jiggling on 44DD."

BTW - I'd like to see the mechanic for that last one.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Why didn't you call out the fouls by bra size? i.e.: "Holding on 36C." "Pushing on 34B." "Jiggling on 44DD."

That would be discrimination on tits. I think that there's a law against that.

Or maybe it's one of the Constitutional Amendments.....

Or one of the Ten Commandments....

Or sumthin' like that anyway.....

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

That would be discrimination on tits. I think that there's a law against that.

Sometimes you can be a real boob!

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Sometimes you can be a real boob!

Well, ok, since you guys already brought up this subject...

I'm just finishing up a college women's game, home team is up and is shooting FT's. I'm trail; one of the home team players is having a conversation with her coach, and I hear the coach say loudly, "Don't tell me, tell him!". And, of course, he's pointing at me. So the player comes over and tells me, "Could you watch 23, she keeps pinching my nipples." I look over at the coach, and he just winks at me and smiles. So I tell her I'll watch for it.

I spent the remaining few moments of the game trying to figure out if I should watch closer, or feel guilty for watching closer.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Well, ok, since you guys already brought up this subject...

I'm just finishing up a college women's game, home team is up and is shooting FT's. I'm trail; one of the home team players is having a conversation with her coach, and I hear the coach say loudly, "Don't tell me, tell him!". And, of course, he's pointing at me. So the player comes over and tells me, "Could you watch 23, she keeps pinching my nipples." I look over at the coach, and he just winks at me and smiles. So I tell her I'll watch for it.

I spent the remaining few moments of the game trying to figure out if I should watch closer, or feel guilty for watching closer.

The proper response would be to advise her to shout "Number 23, stop pinching my nipples!" That would likely take care of things.

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

I spent the remaining few moments of the game trying to figure out if I should watch closer, or feel guilty for watching closer.

Yea, I was wondering the same thing!!