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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 02:58pm
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The Portland Beavers AAA baseball club has had some funny promotions but it will be hard to beat the one on Aug. 2. It's "Mullet night"! Everyone sporting a mullet (male or female) gets in free that night.

I don't know if that includes players.
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The Portland Beavers AAA baseball club has had some funny promotions but it will be hard to beat the one on Aug. 2. It's "Mullet night"! Everyone sporting a mullet (male or female) gets in free that night.

I don't know if that includes players.
Beaver's?

Why don't they let everyone with a beaver in for free...
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 03:12pm
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Beaver's?

Why don't they let everyone with a beaver in for free...
They do - it's called "Ladies Night".

Hey - no one ever said I had any taste.
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 03:16pm
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They do - it's called "Ladies Night".

Hey - no one ever said I had any taste.
You could just see this one coming!
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Oh, you guys......
C'mon, you're just disappointed Dan beat you to it.
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I am not making the following up - I swear on Earl Strom's whistle. My wife said she heard on a morning radio show that the Beavers were have a promotion this weekend in which they would have a van filled with doctors outside the stadium to give anyone who wanted a prostate exam a free one. You would then be let in free to the game. This was so bizarre, I checked their website and there was no mention of it. It's got to be a joke.
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I'm still just trying to get past the picture of a beaver with a mullet.
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I'm still just trying to get past the picture of a beaver with a mullet.
...would that be giving or getting the exam?
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 05:43pm
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I'm still just trying to get past the picture of a beaver with a mullet.
As long as it's neat........
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Old Wed May 09, 2007, 07:05pm
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I am not making the following up - I swear on Earl Strom's whistle. My wife said she heard on a morning radio show that the Beavers were have a promotion this weekend in which they would have a van filled with doctors outside the stadium to give anyone who wanted a prostate exam a free one. You would then be let in free to the game. This was so bizarre, I checked their website and there was no mention of it. It's got to be a joke.
GW men's basketball had all of the coaches wear bowties for a prostate cancer awareness night last year. I'm guessing that offering free prostate exams out on the street would have attracted more press.
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I'm guessing that offering free prostate exams out on the street would have attracted more press.
More than if they had done the exams in the van, fer sure.....
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More than if they had done the exams in the van, fer sure.....
Hey - if you're gonna expose yourself, you might as well go all the way.
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Old Thu May 10, 2007, 06:54am
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I'm still just trying to get past the picture of a beaver with a mullet.
You should have seen my girlfriend in college.
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Old Thu May 10, 2007, 08:36am
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The Portland Beavers AAA baseball club has had some funny promotions but it will be hard to beat the one on Aug. 2. It's "Mullet night"! Everyone sporting a mullet (male or female) gets in free that night.

I don't know if that includes players.

Enjoy the free game Mark! I can't believe no one threw that out, of course we are all distracted by the beaver talk and that's not uncommon. While we are on the subject, A friend of mine said that at the minor league field in Witchita a few years ago (after the Larry Eustacy stuff) had a night where you got in free with any Iowa State shirts and Natty Lights were 1/2 price.
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