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Old Tue Nov 01, 2005, 07:20pm
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Today a friend (yes - I do have friends) told me everyone at his office wore costumes on Halloween yesterday. One guy had on a Hawaiian outfit, but also had a chain around his neck with a spoon, a lighter and a syringe attached. When my friend asked him who he was supposed to be, he answered, "I'm Don Ho's brother - Crack".

BTW - I did not wear fishnets yesterday. They are not a "costume".

However, I did dress as my alter ego - Skippy Weaselpants.
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Old Tue Nov 01, 2005, 09:50pm
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On the subject of Halloween costumes, my favorite was the year I dressed as a molecule (I was taking Organic Chemistry that term). I wore a white turtleneck with a big C on the front and white pants, and had a big blob of garbage bags on the ends of each leg and arm. Each blob had an O on it. Or was it a C on the blobs and an O on the shirt? It's been a long time.... But anyway, I won the best costume award that year. Kinda cool!
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 09:48am
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I dressed up one year as a REALLY old guy.

I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.

So, Mark, how can you tell where Skippy ends and you begin?...
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 10:13am
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I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.
Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 10:53am
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I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.
Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.
Shut up.

(Oooh, that felt good - I haven't done that all month.)
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 11:04am
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I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.
Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.
Shut up.

(Oooh, that felt good - I haven't done that all month.)
Don't do it too often.

You'll go blind.
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 12:23pm
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Originally posted by M&M Guy

I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.
Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.
Shut up.

(Oooh, that felt good - I haven't done that all month.)
Don't do it too often.

You'll go blind.
Maybe he'll just do it a little less frequently - only until he goes near-sighted.
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 12:27pm
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(Where are those damn glasses?...I know I put them around here somewhere...)

Ok, I'm back. What did I miss?
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 12:30pm
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I was the last living person to have seen the Cubs win a World Series.
Congratulations on your demise.

And the Cubs' demise also.
Shut up.

(Oooh, that felt good - I haven't done that all month.)
Don't do it too often.

You'll go blind.
Maybe he'll just do it a little less frequently - only until he goes near-sighted.
M&M has worn glasses since he was 4.

Talk about being precocious.....
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 03:24pm
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He's an official.

He's already blind, like the rest of us.
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 04:35pm
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So, Mark, how can you tell where Skippy ends and you begin?...
Probably somewhere around the ears.
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 09:09pm
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Costume

I saw a lady at the grocery store this halloween with a bunch of sponges taped to her. I asked her what she was. She told me "I'm self absorbed!"

Pretty good!
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Old Wed Nov 02, 2005, 10:20pm
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One of the guys I work with said he has the best costume. He goes nude on roller skates. He's a pull toy.

Fortunately, he doesn't wear that to work.
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Old Thu Nov 03, 2005, 04:28am
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I went trick-or-treating as a gas pump.
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Old Thu Nov 03, 2005, 12:36pm
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I went trick-or-treating as a gas pump.
Self-service, no doubt.
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