Oh, foot doctor?!

[South GA BBall Ref]

You may want to try the cedar shoe trees. They will help to maintain the shape of your shoe, absorb the moisture and provide a fresh scent.

[mplagrow]

Originally Posted by South GA BBall Ref

You may want to try the cedar shoe trees. They will help to maintain the shape of your shoe, absorb the moisture and provide a fresh scent.

Shoes grow on cedar trees? Or are they cedar shoes growing on trees?

[lucky1313]

You might try dryer sheets to help with the smell. It works well for me and I also use it in my caps that I wear for football and baseball.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by mplagrow

Shoes grow on cedar trees? Or are they cedar shoes growing on trees?

Well.......duh!

Of course shoes grow on trees. Where else do you think the Dutch folks could get their wooden shoes? Over in Holland, they got "loafer" trees, "high heel" trees", "safety boot" trees, etc., etc. They build windmills on the dikes to catch the cool, ocean breezes and direct them onto the shoes so that they don't dry out. The shoes bud in the early Spring and they get harvested in the late Fall usually. Just before harvest time, the Dutch usually have a religous festival, where they dance around a shoe and pray to the great God, Nike. It's called the Dutch Shoe Dance.

It's true, it's true.....

[mplagrow]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Well.......duh!

Of course shoes grow on trees. Where else do you think the Dutch folks could get their wooden shoes? Over in Holland, they got "loafer" trees, "high heel" trees", "safety boot" trees, etc., etc. They build windmills on the dikes to catch the cool, ocean breezes and direct them onto the shoes so that they don't dry out. The shoes bud in the early Spring and they get harvested in the late Fall usually. Just before harvest time, the Dutch usually have a religous festival, where they dance around a shoe and pray to the great God, Nike. It's called the Dutch Shoe Dance.

It's true, it's true.....

Holy crap! Can I have some of whatever you're having??? Pass that over here!

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Well.......duh!

Of course shoes grow on trees. Where else do you think the Dutch folks could get their wooden shoes? Over in Holland, they got "loafer" trees, "high heel" trees", "safety boot" trees, etc., etc. They build windmills on the dikes to catch the cool, ocean breezes and direct them onto the shoes so that they don't dry out. The shoes bud in the early Spring and they get harvested in the late Fall usually. Just before harvest time, the Dutch usually have a religous festival, where they dance around a shoe and pray to the great God, Nike. It's called the Dutch Shoe Dance.

It's true, it's true.....

He's right, I went to a Dutch college, and the Dutch Shoe Dance (normally referred to in the Dutch tongue, but I never bothered to learn it, other than adding "Vander" to my last name) is done on the 18th hour of the 2nd day of the tulip festival.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

He's right, I went to a Dutch college, and the Dutch Shoe Dance (normally referred to in the Dutch tongue, but I never bothered to learn it, other than adding "Vander" to my last name) is done on the 18th hour of the 2nd day of the tulip festival.

And another little known fact is that originator of the Dutch Shoe Dance later moved to France and invented the CanCan. Yes, I'm talking about the renowned and revered......wait for it......Tulips Lautrec.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

And another little known fact is that originator of the Dutch Shoe Dance later moved to France and invented the CanCan. Yes, I'm talking about the renowned and revered......wait for it......Tulips Lautrec.

Who later apparently founded the SEC.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by mbyron

Who later apparently founded the SEC.

Yup....originally known as the Shoe East Conference.