Signing Score Book!?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Burtis449

National Federation.
It it written anywhere in the rule book or case book that the referees have to sign the score book?

No.

Are you kidding me? I just answered "no" first, and a little pop-up told me that my response has to be 10 letters long. Wassup with that?

How about this, Brad......"no fuking way". That's 11 letters.

[ChuckElias]

Really?

wow. I just did it and that's very strange. No kidding. What is the reason behind that, I wonder? No more contests for the shortest reply. . .

[truerookie]

I have experienced that too. I came to the conclusion, you have to speak in complete sentences.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by truerookie

I have experienced that too. I came to the conclusion, you have to speak in complete sentences.

"No" isn't a complete sentence?

[ChuckElias]

A complete sentence requires a subject and a verb. Either may be implied. But the word "no" doesn't fulfill the requirement.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by ChuckElias

A complete sentence requires a subject and a verb. Either may be implied. But the word "no" doesn't fulfill the requirement.

Oh????????

[mick]

[truerookie]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

"No" isn't a complete sentence?

I have to say "no" to you question JR.

[mick]

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Is "I am" the shortest English sentence?

29-May-1998

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Dear Cecil:
A page of fun facts making the rounds says "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in English. Can this be true? --Jim Kepler, Chicago
Dear Jim:
No.
You object: "No" isn't a sentence! A sentence needs a predicate!
Oh, OK. Ready?
Go.
You object again: That's cheating! The subject is only implied! Who could possibly call that a sentence?
I.
Yeah, right, you say. And we're supposed to just take your word for it?
!

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

No.

Are you kidding me? I just answered "no" first, and a little pop-up told me that my response has to be 10 letters long. Wassup with that?

How about this, Brad......"no fuking way". That's 11 letters.

Boy, I wish I could take credit for that little bit of computer programming, but my programming expertise is in FORTRAN, and my sister, who really is a computer software expert in real life, has been in Atlanta since mid-November working on a project for one of her clients, and is really too busy to help me with some a small programming quirk as this; having said that, I probably could have come up with this idea because I really did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I could go on and on and on about the whether the scorebook should be signed before or after or at all but then my post would get wordier and wordier.

MTD, Sr.