You make the call!

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by blindzebra

I was riding the bus and I set down next to this beautiful asian woman who was crying.

I asked her what was wrong and she said, "You are a complete stranger, I can't tell you."

I said, "Sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger."

So she says, "I just came from my psychiatrist and he said I'm a nymphomaniac, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys."

I said, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Bucky Goldstein."

"I was walking down the street when the prescription on my glasses ran out..."

"My wife and I put in a skylight this weekend. The people in the apartment upstairs are really pissed!"